In his famous book, What Color Is Your Parachute, Richard Nelson Bolles asks you to lie down on the couch and figure yourself out before deciding what to do with your life. Not bad work, if you can get it.
Meanwhile, the rest of you are broke and desperate for work. While you do occasionally dream of the life you would have if you had only learned to play the guitar at six, or ice skate at five, let’s face it: you are the person in the mirror. All grown up and no place to go.
Right now what you need is a job. A good-paying job. To get it, you don’t need to read hundreds of pages of psycho-babble.
Just answer these questions:
If you’ve said “no” to any of these questions, then you have a dilemma:
Now here’s the clincher:
If “yes,” you may be better off seeking your dream job than your practical job. This book will teach you how to get to an interview and how to sound like you know what you’re doing. You’ll have to get up to speed fast so no one catches onto you. And in spite of the difficulties you are about to face, you are actually better off than someone with more focused skills and a better job history. They have the luxury of security, but the probability that they will never really get their dream job. You have no choice, yet possess an ironic sort of freedom.
If “no,” then I can’t help you. I didn’t write this book so you could land a job and then get fired the first week. That doesn’t help anyone. In fact, it hurts everyone. I wrote this book to help good,otherwise-honest, hard-working people to get a job in an environment that abuses and betrays them at every turn.