You may have failed to get past the recruiter -- the "idiot gatekeeper" who stands in your way, defying your worst expectations with their laziness, stupidity, and flat-out greed.

I found out the hard way.  I also figured out how to beat the corporate indifference that prevents you from getting the job you deserve.  Join me on a rocket-booster ride from welfare to $8,100 a week in a year and a half.  Learn to:

• Find things you're good at, and turn them into "expertise"
• Create a resume from little or no job history, and sail it past the recruiter
• Wow interviewers and get hired
• Beware the warning signs of malicious recruiters and their bag of tricks
• Avoid runaway jobs that never materialize
• Get the best money for your time, even while everyone is trying to gang-bang you
• Turn a two-week assignment into $75,000 in easy cash
• "Stack" three jobs without suffering a stroke or heart attack (at least temporarily)
• Get along with your bureaucratic "cubie" mates (I speak from failure)
• Avenge yourself upon the recruiter and their idiot clients if they mistreat you
• Be at peace with yourself for the stuff you had to do to get by (this is a work in progress)